Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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