Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
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telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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