ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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