whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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