Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
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I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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