this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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