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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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