Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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