Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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