no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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