she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm at about main and main street
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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