Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
