rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
sick fucks of a feather flock together
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Randomize
