i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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