Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
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I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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