I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
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Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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