The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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