We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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