We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Randomize
