Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
if only i could text you this smell
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
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MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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