shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I'm at about main and main street
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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