Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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