Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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