I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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