My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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