i barfeds in our rink
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
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