What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
nutella sex= disaster
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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