You can't special order awesome
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
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We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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