No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
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Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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