You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I need water and some morals
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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