So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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