I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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