I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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