I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I party with great urgency now.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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