you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
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Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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