I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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