I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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