KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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