she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
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also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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