I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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