Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
smell my finger.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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