Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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