Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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