We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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