we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
FUCK WHALES
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
