I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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