are you so shy because you have an std?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I have post one night stand depression
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
