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I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
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so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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