That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.