i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Im part way to drunk.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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