Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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