Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
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Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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