were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
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It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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