So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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