his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
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Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
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Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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