she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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