Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
This baby is an asshole
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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